The official on the left looks like he might be smuggling a turkey

In other news around the world Tokyo apologizes for leaving 20 seconds early... water is wet and the sky is usually bleu

Cold chicken bewb slices on English muffins w/ Miracle Whip, BBQ Sauce, Dill Slices and Cheddar

Hmmm, I would be OK with Funyuns or Andy Capp’s Cheddar Fries or maybe regular Cheetos or Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos or possibly some type of Pringles crust but I just don’t like the hot things

His last name is “Good Man” and I just know there has got to be a really big pun inside him somewhere but I’m having a hard time cumming up with a nice juicy one to shoot out on the ‘net like a string of pearls

Convince Teens to Stay Sober at Parties by Explaining What’s in It for Them

The Lesbian Cup... is that some kind of sporting event like the World Cup?

A Hot Wheels from the 90's

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Bumble Bee... is that you?

Featuring the hit single “Rust in the Wind”

I have a similar recipe I found inside the label of an Italian can of whole tomatoes

This one’s for you $kaycog

Appropriate somehow

Well, the trailer is a bit over loaded but other than that...

Well, the trailer is a bit over loaded but other than that...

So... Eat Mor Dikin?

Can I give the entire article a star?

Shit on a Shingle... I need to find some chipped beef and make that; haven’t had that in ages

Even if the battery could produce enough Gigawatts it’s still 7 MPH too slow