I was just now thinking William Shatner should be a (cameo) character in Star Wars because that would just piss everyone off

Too bad you can’t play Galaga while you drive, that would be awesome!

And people are always giving me shit for riding the tail end of tech

School Teaches America’s Special Forces How To Drive

there’s a big difference between “We’ve got this guy named Bob, call him and he’ll get back to you” and “We like to get most problems fixed within 24 hours. Call this number/fill out this online form and we’ll have someone on our maintenance staff take a look right away.”

Shouldn’t it be a “Cocktrail”

[Insert your penis joke here]

I have a question... Can it generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity?

Correction: #2 should have been “I need to know if the power source is capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity”

1. First of all it needs gull wing doors

Also one of the reasons they publish info on spills in barrels rather than gallons... 5000 is bad but looks better than 200,000+

I think those cards are (or should be) available for purchase at Taco Bell

No worries... if it’s a typical Cadillac you should be able to fit 3 bodies in the trunk

Yeah, I was just going to say “Your rear wheel is broken... did you know that?”

I wanna see what happens when it reaches 88 MPH

There’s an easier way but it isn’t quite ready yet...

Fuckin’ hope so!

likened performing oral sex to retrieving olives from the bottom of a narrow jar using just your tongue

A real life version of this... I’m down with that!

Just looking at that photo makes me want to go outside and mow the lawn or something