We are the Kneets that say “Kneef”

We are the Kneets that say “Kneef”

With the possible exception of that one Bro from LA

I was really excited until you said “Kickstarter”

I was really excited until you said “Kickstarter”

6. Open a window and turn a fan on to help get rid of the garlic farts

You Wanna Count Calories

Camelbak style water holders... why all the hate?

These days I only ride my bike when I’m not leaving it anywhere and walk if I’m going to the grocery store

And Jeffrey Dahmer absolutely loved kids... with ranch dressing and cheese

Sorta has that Storm Trooper look

Tesla is having a Black Friday event?

For giggles I looked up Lancia and Holy Schnikes, check out all those louvers... it belongs in the Louver Museum in Paris

For giggles I looked up Lancia and Holy Schnikes, check out all those louvers... it belongs in the Louver Museum in Paris

It’s for sale on Amazon...

It’s either a Butt Plug or a Rectal Thermometer

Can someone tell me (because I don’t watch TeeVee) is Sean Hannity supposed to be controversial or strictly factual?

*Sold separately

As soon as he left the Corvette Museum dropped it off at a local Goodwill

Maybe I’m standing alone on this but I’m getting bored with the Avengers

*Grey kitty sold separately

I stand by my original opinion...