I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place

From a food safety point of view please remember to put chicken (or meat in general) on the lowest part to avoid cross contamination/salmonella/etc.

Leather Chuck Taylors @ Dick’s for $29.97 (Black, Grey, Orange)... also available in Tan/Tan and Canvas if you look

Leather Chuck Taylors @ Dick’s for $29.97 (Black, Grey, Orange)... also available in Tan/Tan and Canvas if you look

Like the iPhone X... if the phone is controlled by your face do you make a grumpy face and hold that expression for a few seconds to force restart

I’d love to see a drag race between this thing and a 1st gen Hummer... 0-60 is best described as “Eventually/Maybe/Cross Your Fingers/I Don’t Think So But Miracles Do Happen”

I totally want a blue refrigerator... and the Ford Flex too

The bottom part should be read in your best Mom Voice.

Now, scull your hands back and forth, or move your hands, palms down, in a circular motion under the surface of the water. While you do that, use a modified frog kick—not a scissor kick—to help keep your head above water as well.

Start with this...

I seriously don’t understand why you would throw a perfectly good pizza on someones roof?

Or an Accord “HondaCat”?

Once upon a time I became friends with an ex gf and her bf gave her a cute blue tool kit and I called it the “She Can Screw Too” toolkit. Years later she reminded me and I was embarrassed “Wow... did I really say that?” “I’m sorry”. She thought it was funny though. The reason it was funny is because it was a baby blue…

Once upon a time I became friends with an ex gf and her bf gave her a cute blue tool kit and I called it the “She…

This is like spending $20k turning your Civic into a ‘Stang when you can buy a real Mustang for $5k-ish... CP all the way.

Always someone making cheesy jokes... you’re really stretching it thin Dude

Off subject but trains go a lot faster than you think as well which is how people get run over. I guess people think big things are slow and “Don’t worry Dude, when it gets close we’ll just leave, plenty of time Man... plenty of time”

Well it looks to me like it has exploding side panels so I’m going to go with Russian

Yes, I know.

Now THAT is the best damn explanation ever!

It’s on my to-do list.

I actually walk a lot because biking in the city scares me these days but I bike on trails... sore butt is OK butt depends on saddle for sure.