For you an electric would be really nice but I’m sure you understand my meaning... build your body.

True and I agree that I should probably take a pill or something but when I see 70+ yr old women still rockin’ the old school bikes (Fast) I just hate $4000 bikes all the more.

$4000 = 1 used car + 1 used road bike + 1 used mountain bike + REAL FUCKING LEG MUSCLES

I hate to be a negative Nancy but good luck collecting, even with an Umbrella Policy... The lawyers and the Hospitals are the only ones that are likely to get anything out of the settlement. What I mean is that if they cheat by gluing instead of welding what does that say about their Liability Policy?

I was thinking of stupid stuff like this

Best candy bars ever... like Twix on steroids.

I know I am being a party pooper but I was reminded of my favourite BMX rider...

Actually step 1 should be “find a parking spot” and depending on where you live that could cost more than the car itself.

Optional Stance Package?

Chuck Taylors are $29.97 at Dick’s in Black, Grey & Orange (basketball colour) with free shipping but you have to pay tax.

Chuck Taylors are $29.97 at Dick’s in Black, Grey & Orange (basketball colour) with free shipping but you have to…

The way Trump is going at things you may not need to travel at all...

I was going to say “Drink it in the garage” but I totally agree... Tell me more about this alleged leftover wine/french fries/pizza. I swear once there was an article on what to do with leftover french fries and my reaction was “WhaaaaaaaTheHell?”

Yeah, I don’t remember seeing her in school either but perhaps the colour combo could be called A-Maize’n Blue?

Plus you have the trunk space of 3 Lamborghini’s so I say NP

Ha! I knew I’d find the “tipping point” if I looked hard enough... maybe this isn’t the exact “last straw” but I’m sure it isn’t far off. As long as everyone gets paid everyone is usually OK with whatever but it’s when everyone stops receiving their fair share, that’s when the shit moves closer to the fan... meaning…

I goofed... I should have said “a little guy that lives in a Pyrite world” because that would explain why “everything looks so shiny and neat”

What about the Crayon eating unicorn pooping... Thank the maker I never had to witness that with my niece.

I don’t normally like blondes but I do like blue & yellow

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