I can tell you're a white guy from this comment, bruh.

Ok so I know that's a joke and I mostly don't have a problem with it, but isn't it funny (not funny ha ha) that one of the most common "insults" directed at men is really directed at the women around them? No one is ever like, "Ha I fucked your dad! SICK BURN!"

Apparently everyone on the Internet has slept with my mother. :-(

One time, someone told me they hoped my mom died of cancer because I beat them at an online video game.

men who would like to talk about that one time someone was mean to them on the internet, you can bring it right here. no need to clutter up the comment section.

Awww yeeeaaaaah.

From WebMD:

I wasn't capable of handling your thoughts on Donnie Wahlberg's penis at that particular time.

Reddit is absolutely crawling with photos of injured people in the hospital, posted by nurses and doctors and friends of same. It's terrible.

Scrub supreme Justin Bieber was hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at a model.

Donnie Wahlberg "has the most beautiful penis [she's] ever seen in [her] life" and that it "fits [her] vagina perfectly."

Me, last night.

kids traveling for halloween now?!

So true. If someone thinks it's the poor people that are bankrupting our country, they are deluded.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

I read this yesterday, and I do not understand this person on any level. Buy candy and hand it out. If you run out of candy, turn your light off. The end.

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

This country needs to seriously get over their obsession with breasts.