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Daaaammmnn!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YA B U R N T

Oh, DIP!

Before we continue, you need to know that you're in the wrong and this conversation is not going to go the way you think it will and that your name sucks.

When you hear writers say things like, "I hate commenters," know that every single one of them is talking about you. Also, your name sucks.

Raise you hand if you think Carlos actually ATE the spaghetti and

A story was covered on two different websites?! WhaaaaaaaaaAA?!!!!!?!11!

I am so grateful I grew up in a state that does not allow corporal punishment in schools (WHICH IS BARBARIC AS FUCK). My parents would have been A-OK with it.

NOSH PIT

Best thing I've heard all day.

I went to a school that spanked too (in Texas). Now that I'm an adult and have kids at an elementary school I cannot even wrap my head around this. It's crazy. At that time, it was also pretty much only acceptable for boys to be spanked. No girl was ever spanked when I was in elementary. I do know there were

I'm sure they love the fact that she looks racially ambiguous and that's why they didn't have a problem with her being an R&B artist. But idk, I'm still not convinced she's fully white. Maybe her parents lied to her about her paternity LMAO.

Classical music geek, here. I watched the beginning of your video with the sound off and knew immediately that it was Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (I've performed it many times, with a stringed instrument vs. boobs, but your meter was spot on). So, ehrm — well done.

PLEASE stop using the word Twerk. You are not twerking. You are isolating a muscle. It's not the same, and it's further removing the term from it's true meaning. I realize the term is trendy and makes more people want to see what you are doing, which is no doubt amazing. But it's NOT twerking.

Girl, yes! I have it typed up on a little sticky on my desktop so I can whip it out whenever she slays. This is the most updated version.

what do white girls and prime numbers have in common?

But how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even?