Oh Gella, this is why I love you so.

will not be kink shamed by you vanilla flavorless weirdos.

He responded to my comment in a Gawker AMA thread with a rape joke. This does not surprise me.

I am old and don’t understand how it works either. But my understanding is that it is a gender/age/location match. Not much I can change about that.

I asked him if I could take his dog hiking.

I told him I wanted to take Jody Husky hiking. Just messaging you so I can hang out with your dog, buddy.

I matched with RiFF RAFF on Tinder this weekend. When I messaged him, he unmatched me. I am not sad about this.

RANDILYN, YOU ARE A GEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED these for my next party. A very lazy search on the internet turns up nothing, which makes me sad.

You win.

I’ve never looked for Tater gifs outside of Magic Mike stage humping. You have opened my eyes to a whole new world of delightful things. POTATO, I DIDN’T THINK I COULD LOVE YOU MORE, BUT I CAN AND I WILLLLLLL.

TAKE THAT!

Then the showdown must go on!

WHO WILL RUN OUT OF GIFs FIRST!?!?!?!?!

YOU HAVE BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!

I really loved it in high school. I rewatched it on halloween. It’s a pretty meh movie. Makes sense since I loved it when I was like 13. I’d even say that it’s not as good as Donnie Darko.

I...am unsure of why this comment was directed at me.

This is how I do puns too!!!!!