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Never punch down, is all I'm saying.

DUI = irresponsible then followed with my favorite, the entitled "Do you know who I am?", which was the cherry on the turd cake of the DUI.

She's trying to make peeing in the shower sound like it's as shameful and disgusting as possible. But all she's succeeding in doing is a spot-on imitation of the mother in Sybil.

I have tried to like the Goop website. I have actively tried to follow some of her stuff. I realized a few months ago that it just wasn't going to happen. I am all in with Martha Stewart. MS has been in prison. She has stared down the IRS and has lived to tell the tale.

I think Martha's holding a grudge because Gwyneth hired away her CEO.

Don't really care, I just love me a good feud.

She's a little batty, I think. Have you seen her Twitter?

as a 50+ yr old woman, I have perfected the frozen "you did not just say that to ME" look. Amazing the stupid shit men (it's always men) will say to bank tellers.

Hey, prison changes a woman.

I just want to grab her by the shoulders and turn her toward the camera. This is not the time to pose hard, Vicki! Take a cue from the lady in white and try to have a fun moment instead of a glamorous one. Geez. It must be exhausting to never let your *posing* guard down.

I saw a picture of her walking down the street wearing baggy jeans and flip flops. All those heels are taking a toll on her feet. Girl has serious bunions.

Mothra actually reminds me a lot of my grandmother, who came from a similar Polish background, with a tyrant of a father and a billion brothers and sisters. Grandma was not a billionaire, but she was pretty ruthless, could carry a grudge like nobody's business, feuded for sport, and was an excellent housekeeper.…

Wait. I'm so confused by the way you keep talking about Thanksgiving like it already happened. Are you in some weird country like Canada or Mars or something?

That's what I'm saying. Like, Girl.... get it all the way together. Let it go.

If you look at the side by side of the two of them at the top of this page for more than a few moments, molecules in your head will begin to implode; I truly believe that they might be the same person, but from different times in their life.

I can't tell if I want that pie or not. The chocolate and whipped cream look fabulous, but it looks like it's on lightly burnt papers.

Is this chocolate at the bottom of this pie?!!

Martha is totally validating Gwyneth. I would've hope age and success brought more security, not less. Second-hand embarrassment for Martha.

She was in flats in Disney World! She is just like every other mom... except a million times more glamourous.