I really thought she was going to be playing the piano with her boobs. Slight let down, but still impressive.

It's not the joke that annoys me. It's that he assumes that she hasn't heard that sort of thing a thousand times before.

And I bet he hasn't been "waiting" to tell that joke. I bet he says it ALL the time. Like you said, schtick. I have worked with this sort before. It's like they have a small mental rolodex with 10-15 dumb sex-related jokes that they pull out when they don't know what else to say. Geniuses.

Ew. I will opt to not live in your world where it's totally okay to tell a total stranger you want to put your meat in their mouth I an obvious attempt to be suggestive.

It'll be super-funny when I stab him in the eye.

This is why everyone is afraid of older women. We get to the point where we DNGAF anymore.

1985 prices, 1985 jokes! That's what I call commitment to a theme.

This is what I went to school to do. I'm not making a joke about my degree being the equivalent of burger-flipping. I mean, like, seriously, I want to be a news reporter. Shit like this though... this is what holds me back, right here. I know if someone ever made a crack like that to me on the air, I would lose all of…

I'ma let you finish but nothing will ever be better than Vin Diesel soulfully karaokeing the fuck out of this song....

Um, excuse me, but Shonda Rhimes can't put this in Scandal without first figuring out how to unjam the "Super Soul of the Seventies" Time Life Collection from her CD player.

Word. Kids are nasty little creatures. Babies sit around in their pee half the day (at least!). Think about that.

Saw this on Facebook this morning.

Fuuuuuuck.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

The amount of people who didn't get the sarcasm. Wow. If only they kept reading instead of instantly getting outraged and running to the comments.

as some have pointed out, the worst part is that she compared Bynes to Hannah Horvath, pretty much making it about her.

If Christ gave it a rest, we'd all be better off. In other news, Emma has a point.

Ugh, Lena. I keep trying to stan for her because so many of her haters are clearly just scandalized that she dares to be young, smart, female, wealthy, successful, and (*gasp*horrors*) average looking...but she makes it so difficult. Girl why you gotta sound like such an asshole in your soundbites?!?

You guys. I get why I'm supposed to stop hating Lena Dunham so much. She gets a disproportionate amount of criticism for being outspoken and not having Hollywood looks and being brave enough to present female antiheroes and so on. But why does she have to be so awful all the time? "I'm not crazy, it's the world that's…