Have you tried getting really tired and drunk?

I read this as “hate lick”.

(To be fair, who didn’t!)

Also there’s a difference between “I might enjoy doing this with some random chick” and “I’d like to do this to the mother of my children.”

This story made me almost puke.

I never puke. If I do puke, I am in a bad way. Far too bad a way to be giving blow jobs. I have actually never puked on a dick. Still trying to process how I feel about this. So far it’s mostly a sense of accomplishment, and a little regret.

AMEN AND PREACH!

What the hell kind of ring costs $400,000?

I bet it is a decorative, “relaxing” fountain.

5’7’’ is THE reason I am married to my husband. ;)

I like short guys. 5’10’’ is a little tall for me, so I will pretend he is 5’7’’ for the sake of this fantasy.

Better than 6’2’’!

YUP. I was about to say I’ll take the shortest one!

I use aveno daily moisturizer with SPF15 and love it. It worked great in the midwest and it works great in the desert. I have pretty normal skin but really don’t like heavy moisturizers. I doubt I’ll ever use anything else.

Autocorrect.

That romper is the cutest fucking thing ever.

What are my options?

mint and coffee???

This is it for me too. It's great she's seen the light. It's hard to admit when someone you feel you know is clearly a horrible person but she gets no kudos from me.

I don’t for one second believe that he doesn’t think he did anything wrong. I think he doesn’t give a fuck, but I think he knows it was wrong. He just thought he was above getting caught.