I think we prob need to make a movie that involves a lot of humping. That seems to be how it starts.

What do women want out of a hollywood movie? DICKS AND ABS!

OMG I CANNOT WAIT TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what it’s like to know that like half the women who see you on the street would drop to their knees and suck your dick no questions asked. I need that kind of power in my life.

JM:

Oh my, a nope foodie. Hello.

What in the everloving fuck is this? Where are the good dances? Those are not dances. These are dances. I will take way more of the voguing though. That can stay.

I should quit drugs/booze.

Same!

It’s like alright we all know you have great tits. Put em away, it’t boring at this point.

Oh you should have gone without the note! I like to see who jumps in head first without a second thought.

Priorities!

This is something else really. Amazing.

‘Sup.

Or have you?

No worries. I just think that we MAY have slightly different commenting styles. I’d hate for her to get a rep. Also thanks!

Disclaimer: I am not LaComtesse. I feel the need, for her sake, to clarify this for anyone who might think we are the same person.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH MA’AM. THERE IS MOST DEFINITELY GOOD GIN OUT THERE!

Good. I’m not sure how you’d feel if you saw the full list of folks who made the cut. But that’s not for you to worry about anyway. You don’t need ALL the details. I have a sandwich* waiting on you.