20 years old kid from Russia on a net.

No poison ivy for me! I have had it bad enough that you just undid all the turning on that I have worked so hard this afternoon to achieve! I’ll have to go back and re-read but skip the poison ivy part this time.

poison ivy, etc...

DEPRESSION ERA HOBO WEDDING?!?!?

LADIES! YOU ARE DOING THE GOOD LORD’S WORK HERE. NEVER STOP!

BagsOnSticks

So I’m all like “Hmmm La.C., What do you think a Lady Bug Straw is?” And them I’m like “IDK LA.C., it’s got to be something special to cost damn near $300.” “And then we’re both like “Off to google!”. It is a literal lady bug straw. For $275.

A garden hose, IN MERLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U n Me 4ever bae.

My list is shockingly long and woefully not picky enough. But it incudes all of Moriarty’s list and Moriarty, for starters.

Yeah, my husband is going to be very bummed out about this rebrand too.

Sounds like somebody’s jealous.

I encourage you, as a girl, to be whom you want and do what you want.

I mean in her defense

SIRI IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK SUPER DUMB ON THE INTERNET

Oh Erica, you're so witty.

I have quit smoking so many times. I always go back, never full blown smoking regularly but still. At least quarterly during a night of way too much booze. At this point IDK if I will ever fully quit. I really enjoy it every now and then, and I am going to fucking die anyway. Now, if I develop lung cancer at 50 I am…

because i dont care about her weight, is it just me???

Kelly clarkson is so underrated.

AWESOME!