OMG WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Acceptable and AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#cringe

I’ve lived in south, the mid-west and Vegas. The heat here is far more bearable than any place I’ve ever lived (until it hits about 115, that’s hot even with no humidity). But there are way more than 2 weeks a year that you need an AC here.

You sound like you are super open for a healthy debate here bud. How about this. Fuck you.

I sort of think death might be better even.

Well J Crew is nothing if not underwhelming.

The same people who talk shit about “fatherless children”.

is someone else’s salads-and-Crossfit body.

And lack of exercise and taking care of yourself in general. You can be overweight but still be active, with high energy etc IF you are taking care of yourself. It’s just that most people don’t start taking care of themselves until they want to trim down, then they do trim down and all of the sudden feel like a…

Some of the smartest people I know hang out over there. :)

This is what happens when you come to Jezebel. The feminists tear down your wardrobe and question your manhood based on your drink choices. Remember this, for next time.

These are really good questions. I actually don’t think that I am the best person to answer this for you so I have shared it with some folks who will definitely understand all of this better than I will. Hopefully someone will pop in so that you can get the answer this deserves.

God Sean, you don’t wear plaid too, do you? You really are starting to paint a bleak picture here. ;)

10/10 would bang

Shit, maybe that’s why I’m not getting any.

my nips are nice and stiff.

I realize there’s typically at least two weeks per summer where not having air conditioning is next to unbearable,