Do you think anyone has told Kim about Periscope. She could be livestreaming her life. (Though she kinda already does that)

The closest cracker barrel to us is 3 hours away and I know people who will make the drive for the food. I grew up with Cracker Barrel, I ain’t making the 3 hour drive for the food.

LOVE!

So, I’m effectively a prank human being.

that includes a red carpet ride with Tatum

Ooo, lord. Why do you even have to pick just one?

A-Fucking-Men

This may be true, but one of them consistently gets a pass.

It’s a shirt for FUCKING CASUALS

Ah yes, Jezebel would insinuate that the only strong female candidate for PUSA is thirsty. Give me a fucking break. If she’s not a good candidate attack her for shit policy and positions, but this is just stupid.

And I am pretty confused as to why the Hillary shirt is a nerd thing but this is hot as shit.

I accept anything that gets more people (especially young people) to the polls. Anything.

For work or play? I wear a lot of dresses all the time. It gets hotter than fuck here in the summer and it’s the closest I can come to not having to wear clothes at all.

Update, I made them for dinner and now I want to kiss you.

These look perfecto. May have found dinner for tonight. I like all perfectly cooked eggs, regardless of style. Eggs are the best thing ever.

All I am saying is that fashion and attractiveness are the gateway for the devil into your heart (and your britches, or skirts. Can they even wear pants? Forget it). I would not expect you to understand that though, for obvious reasons. ;)

JESUS JAMES! You might as well stick ‘em on a street corner with Satan as their pimp with that hair. What are you even thinking?

The layers of disgusting creepiness are amazing.

They should have put the GoPro on a dog, it would have been more entertaining. $130 for a bottle? HWAHWAHAHAHHWWAHWAHWAHAHWWAH. No.

That pull apart bread is easy as shit to make too. It is a gift.