I refuse to even hear your judgement. I don’t even care. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!

+1 for Spacehog

Why are all you people replying to a comment that is over a year old?!?!?!

Baywatch NIGHTS!?!?!?! I never even knew this existed!

I do not hang out at Jezebel After Dark enough. This the second thread of yours that I have stumbled into this week that has me rolling in the floor!

Shut up.

More like Granddad, Wiz. It’s not a good luck.

we used a lot of drake lines to make our points.

Shockingly, I don’t care that you don’t care. Wtf.

Gasiorowski, she says, “kept emphasizing the legs: ‘You’ve got a great body, but your legs?’” Finally, he told her she was “too muscular” to fit into the skirt, adding that it was “company policy” that it had to hang in a certain way, adding that the fit of the kilt mattered “over personality.”

It's my aloofness that's so appealing isn't it?

10/10 would read. Please update us if you get this going.

Meh. Your loss.

Ima put it out on Twitter, 140 characters at a time. Then storify it. Stay tuned.

Thank you, together we have just developed the plot for my next Jezebel Commentariat FanFic.

In the spirit of Point Break 1 and 2, I challenge you to a ‘parachute out a plane, snowboard down a mountain, motorcycle through the desert- off’.

Lighten up Frances, it was a joke.

I wish you would.

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IDK man, the second one looks better to me. I think you are thinking with your emotions and not your logic here.