Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?
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I do not understand most art. I mean I get it, but...
Full Stop. Honestly nothing more even needs to be said. WTF.
Obama Moonbeam. (I don’t even need a name generator, that lives in my head) I was literally JUST talking about this. How does Jez know these thing?
My summers as an adult with some disposable income and a steady work schedule (WITH PTO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!) are far more enjoyable than my college summers which were spent much like yours, working my fucking ass off.
I don’t think I’d pick the peach that looked like my butt TBH. Unless it looked like my butt in some Jordache jeans. Then I’d pick that peach.
I love Memoirs too. I prefer to read the memoirs of “normal” people, but I find that many of those are incredibly sad stories that are over dramatized (ALL MEMOIRS) for the story. I am listening to Amy Poehler’s Yes Please right now and it’s great, because she is reading it to me!
They had me at RZA.
Well that depends on your preference. I eat “Zoodles” raw (marinate them in a dressing) so I like them better than spaghetti squash because they have some bite. Here is how I like spaghetti squash, mixed with regular pasta. I have a hard time getting it to come out right every time (mostly because I roast it to…
Unf! I love patti pan squash. I haven't had any in a long time. Re: zucchini crisp, do you bake it? It sounds awesome.
It’s ok. I think there are more people who think I am La Comtesse than people who don’t.
I am not LaComtesse! But you are welcome.
I use one of these, and it works like a charm.
Those Jordache Jeans would make my ass look amazing! GIMME!
Right? This is such a bizarre campaign.
What about GRANDKIDS THO!?!?!?!?!?!
I use ‘K’ as a read receipt. 10-4 for texting if you will.
If my mother mourned, she did so in private. Really though, she is probably just still holding out hope that I will change my mind.
I did not realize that parents now have a right to grandchildren.