I wonder how long this goes on?

Kangaroos are fucking weird as shit. Those tails are INSANE!!

Redacted, cruising through the comments I see that she designed that suit in conjunction with Adidas. I get it now.

YEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHe

you have to give them the opportunity to not see it.

I am madly in lust with this man enough to think that potentially he can do no wrong. But alas, he has done wrong with this. Please no more singing.

I am already ready for the jumpsuit revival to die.

Wright’s bond has been set at $16,000.

You ever just read one of those headlines that gives you a shit eating grin? I feel sorry for his girls, for real. But fuck this dude.

OMG the EYEBROWS on that last baby! SO SRS!!!!!

Can all people please bring their children to all press conferences so that press conferences don’t suck as bad?

Of course, the chime, for the Pavlovian response it elicits! ART!

What kind of slide transitions does she use tho? I bet it’s the twirling cube swipe. (With the whirling sound effect).

he’s getting hungry for some publicity.

Dolly Parton is the only truly sane human on the planet so you shut your mouth.

Me either. And then I was like “Wait, who is he married to again? Jenny McCarthy? No. Demi Moore? No. Oh yeah, MILA!” I seriously think that no one is actually thinking about Ashton or his kids.

BRA is not featured nearly enough around here.

I had a bouquet toss. Largely because it was only my sis and my best friend there to try to catch it and I wanted to see them battle it out. 10/10 would recommend.

For the money, I’d rather do literally anything.