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I am sure that I have had this conversation with my husband, but I can’t for the life of me remember what his answer was.

Did Kris and Bruce get a divorce because of this transition? I think I might have missed the details of their split.

Fine Janelle, I WILL go back to yoga this week.

I haven’t gotten very far with the conceptualization BUT I did find this avatar gif in my Awesome Gif folder on a day where the comments were too much to bear and that got the ball rolling on this metamorphosis. For a hot second I was La.C.an’tEvenRightNow. I'm thinking this is her rebirth.

kill spiders.

It's part of my rebranding!

And all of the sudden my exchange with Fighting Polish has become a sext. WTF is up with this dude and the Jez comment section?

So... humblebrag it is.

Where the fuck is Moriarty? This is her fault and I am holding her accountable.

There is absolutely zero sexual competition in my life.

I needed to know this before we became friends. Now I feel like it’s too late.

GASP! That was supposed to be our secret! I don’t follow MEN on twitter dammit.

Kisses! WITH MY FIST!

When it works right and the person wielding it knows how it works. It sure can be a lot of fun.

Well this article should invite some interesting comments. Also, #banmen.

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

“One of them was about how my manicure would look even better wrapped around a dick, which is so on-brand.”

a pet blowfish named Pablow

Wrap dresses with blazers.

My take away: OMG!PONIES! Is a new dad!!!!!!! How exciting! I’m all like “OMG!BABIES!”