But again, I have to ask: If you thought the women were earning a decent living, why did you feel compelled to tip at such a high rate?

This is actually turning me one right now.

she’d hover around my cubicle at lunch time and make comments about whatever I was eating, sometimes going so far as to look up my food online and then furiously tell me the fat and calorie count.

I think that I am finally and completely over the Kardashians. For a long while I was simply amused by them. But something about them capitalizing off the the fuck ups of their youngest family member is about all I can take. Everybody should have been worried about this kid a long time ago and WTF is up with her creep…

This is the suit. This is not me. The strap comes off the top and it looks so much better without it. GAH, giant picture.

When will the front facing camera be as good as the regular camera on my phone?! I seriously think people use the front facing camera more anyway.

I have SPF moisturizer that I wear religiously. And hats in the summer. I am way more careful than I was years ago. Maybe 5 years in the dreary mid-west bought me some time.

BUT Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this one. It was really concerning.

I have a ton of freckles and moles too. I should probably just go see a doctor about this.

I get checked yearly just in case.

UGH jesus! I spend a lot of time in the sun and have gotten some atrocious burns in the past. While I am better about it now I am still petrified that docs will be scraping off the end of my nose before I am 40.

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AND HE’S DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO ETERNAL LIFE!

but it’s a lot of ‘things that remind you of Vegas’ as opposed to ‘reasons to go to Vegas.’

I online shopped and tried everything on at home. It was glorious. I HATE wearing a bathing suit under those god awful changing room lights.

Question, have you seen the new Vegas Season ads? Thoughts on them? I am not super fond of the first one in this article but the second one had me rolling on the fucking floor.

over an error reported as fact by the school’s superintendent.

You can cover the Chris Brown beat. Let’s just take this upon ourselves, post to our own Kinjas and scoop the hell outta The Muse.

Then their plan is working.