I feel like being the Vegas correspondent for these awesome new residencies is my literal calling in life. Except for Chris Brown. I won’t go see him.

I love this post!

Then realized I was just in an echo chamber of my own cleverness.

I vote that Yes makes the best lube out there, both oil and water based. They are a little pricey but well worth it. It’s rare that you find it discounted on Amazon, but you can get free shipping from Amazon.

Dear Ashton:

Mulder makes fun of everything. He is the sexiest cynic alive.

I’m not going to listen to this because I am re-watching the Xfiles right now and I fear this will ruin Fox Mulder for me. However, the headline made me guffaw. Thank you Julianne.

It’s Lalitha.

THANK YOU.

My clitoris is the least discerning thing about me.

Oh YAY! A good review. Awesome, thank you so much.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, very true. Very true. You just had to get in there first didn’t you? And now look at the mess that we have caused together. My notifications will be annoying for days.

Probably should’ve said racism.

I have tried to say this several times and keep getting dismissed. I am always down for a friendly debate around race, but that is not going to happen here in the Jezebel comments. So it’s dismiss dismiss dismiss and LOLWUTs for now.

Redacted since I just dismissed your dumbass.

I am having a very hard time locating my original reply to you. If it’s a kinja glitch I apologize. If you dismissed it, I will dismiss your reply too.

Do you know what subconscious means?

I don’t even know. Thought LOLWUT is pretty accurate. Now I have someone telling me that race doesn’t exist. Race. Doesn’t. Exist.

It doesn’t actually exist.

This race thing is just so stupid.