DAMMIT ASHLEY! When will the tickets go on sale for a reduced price! Really though, good. I am looking forward to seeing her and I want to enjoy the hell out of it.

because her Vegas run, which began last week, is not getting great reviews.

With terms like “Multi-agency task force” being thrown around, it sounds like a lot of political ass covering to me.

(1) What is going on with your toes that you assume everyone else’s are disgusting?

multiagency task force

Girl at 17 I was high all the time. And I went to school (barely), worked and didn't have a 25 year old BF hookin it up. Celebrities, they're so close to just like us!

No. Not blame her. I would be doing the same thing.

Yeah but you know nobody’s asking her to pay for weed.

ETA: I would be.

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

Buff RiFF RAFF freaks me out like buff Carrot Top freaks me out.

Me RN.

I do not find him charming at all. His smarm makes me queasy.

I wonder if Tom Cruise will die in a freak accident on set? I kind of think he WANTS to go that way.

A-maz-ing.

I am confused too.

I reject this quiz.

I got the Maxi too and am so confused by the description. I thought they were the worst too. Also, I am not a fucking maxi dress. I am one of those awesome flapper dresses with the super soft tassels that you just want to rub your face all over.