I also find it fascinating that the South can be fetishized so thoroughly, even as the South is villainized for being the root of all American problems (racism, intolerance more generally, etc.)

And by “Does not count” I meant, is not porn, do however long you want to, everyday, on the job.

(does not count)

I love my septum piercing. I stick with retainers as jewelry because I don’t like the ring look on my face. I’ve had it for almost 17 years now! That is crazy.

Me too! No one knows I have one unless I want them to.

I felt the same way. She looks gorgeous and the dress is beautiful but it seems like the wrong place.

In my ‘thought exercise’, Dan is the bottom.

I don’t remember what happened next cause I stopped watching the show.

I am so uncomfortable with this.

BWAHAHAHAHA. IDK how I feel about this. I bet it would be angry angry fucking.

Amy and Dan dated. You don’t think they fucked? I think they did and that is why their relationship is so contentious.

This is (one of) my kink(s).

Is it mandatory that suits in funny colors much also be ill fitting? Jesus, most of the guys up there look like shit.

As a reminder, it's not even 9:00 PM in Vegas yet. I'm looking at you B. Coop.

LESS MAKEUP. LESS BANGS!

Can you explain to me how a man who is breaking up with you can tell you who to date once you're broken up? That guy sounds miserable.

and was strong of back enough to fuck me up against a wall. (FYI, that is how babby made.

I didn't know either. I'm really into it. I've already got my gal date lined up for the release. Cannot. Wait.

Awww buddy. I has sad.

I do have cute kitchen towels. I find mine in the garage with the oil changing supplies. You’d think that there is a naturally discernible difference between the tea towels with CUTE SPOONS ON THEM and the FUCKING RAG BAG. But whatever, we got them from Target and they were literally less than 10 bucks.