It sounds exhausting.

I always end up using them and rendering them un-fancy.

I still don’t have fancy handtowels. Is this something I really need?

Also, that at 49 and three kids, I can still see my abs, so there.

I have so many questions. Are there 2 bouts of PMS? If so, you could be on your period or PMSing your whole post puberty life.

Mmmkay.

This is TERRIBLE! I feel for this woman.

Andrew, if I can ask, do you get a period?

Praying that you’ve got the flowing mane to go with your dadbod.

BULLSHIT. You are in Poland. It’s right there in your name.

First off, Dadbod you say? ;)

two periods a month.

Well now you have to pick your favorite!

thank G-D you are not Kristin

You are trying to send me into a blind rage aren’t you? I’m fantasizing about serving you a needle filled sandwich now. Are you happy?

Licensure Schmicensure. Come here and let me poke some needles in you.

We are never in the same place at the same time, which is curious. I wonder if people ask her if she is La.C. as often as they ask me if I am her. Since she’s the more stable adult, I would assume I’d be one of her alters.

You know it. ;)

Well you def. won’t be at a loss for Jezzies in those towns. Chicago is FULL of them.

Do you know that La Comtesse and I are different people? I have decided that of all the people I NEED to meet from Jez, she’s it. Because everyone thinks we are the same person. She definitely got the raw deal on that one.