Where are you headed?

I went to a dinner thing the other night and Jezebel came up. The hostess was a Jez reader. I got SOOO excited until she said she didn’t comment. womp womp. I hope she reads this comment though. I’m talking about you, girl!

I saw my husband’s after the update and didn’t like it so I haven’t done mine yet.

YES!

Calm down, though,

Old man breath is unavoidable.

The MF’in best.

We all have. Literally.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I was just about to comment on how I feel I should be able to select more than one choice. Would I have sex with Richard Branson? Yes. After a head massage, so that I could tell my friends I had sex with Richard Branson. Seriously, a scalp massage is the fast track into my pants.

I googled his age the other day...to be safe. It’s ok. He’s officially an adult now.

I don’t know if we did! We are going back this summer (it’s now a tradition) so I will make note. I don’t necessarily WANT to drive through the Satanist capital of the world, but if I am driving through it, I want to know that’s what it is.

We were coming from Vegas. Took 95 to 62. Drove straight through.

Go on...

I think that if you live in the Mojave it is very easy to have a hard time understanding why someone would come all the way from Europe just to see your patch of desert. (Seriously, have you been to 29 Palms?) Yes it is beautiful, and sparse and barren.

How was living in 29 palms? We drove through there last year on our way to Palm Springs maybe. I am always curious about life in little places like that.

File to the Evidence folder labeled Paultoes is the MF’in Best.

Well when you are done renaming the commentariat, can you fix Kinja in general? Priorities.

It’s good to see that you are making yourself useful around here.

Hmm. I actually like La Cheri! Official name change has happened in my head.

You are still spelling my last name wrong.