He looks like the star of a Barry Bonds porn parody.

If this is sarcasm, well done.

She can go fuck a hosepipe on full blast. She terrorised a fucking child.  That wee boy was innocent of her shrieky accusations and she fucking knows it.  His mother was doing what a mother should do:  defending her child.  She can go take a long fucking leap off a tall fucking cliff, the emaciated shitebag that she…

What’s the difference between Gritty and Donald Trump?

Nathan Peterman is a social construct.

If Jesus ever came back these so called Christians would hang a sign round his neck that said “Libtard” and burn him alive for being a brown, socialist Jew.

He took sex ed in TEXAS. Dude probably got an A.

Fuck Florida. It cannot sink fast enough.

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

“Well, look, nobody has sold his soul to support President Trump,” Jeffress crowed.

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

ambien is for ‘unintentional’ racism.

Either fired or made president

Technically she’s Latinx but after years of living in Northern Wisconsin (seriosly, if you you blink you might miss the one time in July when the thermometer hits 75 F) we can call her white. What is the Mexican equivalent of Uncle Tom? Tia Rebecca?

Yeah, women of colour have been trying to tell the white nice ladies this forever. Nice white ladies, sometimes other white ladies will do stuff you personally wouldn’t do, like be married to Donald Trump and complicit in his evil. Melania Trump is NOT an avatar for your feelings of oppression and fear under the Trump…

You first. My ancestors were brought here. Unless you are a Native American or the descendant of one you can shut the fuck up about who belongs here. Got it?

I saw a response to some of that trash today. From a white person, too.

The only winning move is not to play.

My theory is a crushing inferiority complex directed at Ivanka, who, as you would know if you follow the news, was recently compared to Kant.

What gets me is when people say “thank you for your service” using the same voice they use to talk about Jesus.