Fuck Maureen Dowd I’m not surprised she’s still clutching her women shaming schtick that worked so well in the 90s. It’s the only time she was relevant. But why does she still have such a high profile platform?

Who cares? He should be sentenced to be Trump’s chief of staff.

Yeah, NBC bought a collector’s edition Socially Irrelevant Barbie and they didn’t realize that it’s one of about 10 million and will never, ever have any worth whatsoever and, in fact, it will likely drop in value far beneath what they spent, and nobody will EVER take it off their hands because nobody wants a used…

 It’ll be like watching a bachelorette party interact with its designated driver . . .

Let her drift off into obscurity, where she belongs, along with Conway, Huckabee-Sanders, Palin, and the other Eva Brauns of the modern age.

Why is she so intense about watching movies? I’m not sure even a Xanax and wine cocktail could loosen her up.

Oh, my goodness, the poor old man must be exhausted! Getting up early to talk shit about Rand Paul, take a couple puffs on “Big” Luther Strange’s dick, twist some GOP Senators’ tails, and then plug the unrepentant band of pussy grabbers at Fox News and that steaming piece of fecal theatre of the absurd known as Fox &…

As it turns out, several analysts have pointed out that Kimmel actually got the health care bill pretty right, even better than the people who wrote the bill. So, here we are. The former host of the Man Show knows health care policy better than the people who are responsible for writing health care policy. Is Adam…

What an idiot, she says her role is to advise and inform, yet somehow also feels it’s not her job. She’s just sitting comfy in her made in china over priced knockoffs playing nice to him because she wants to stay in his will.

At first I thought it was going to be Melissa McCarthy. That would have been much better than inviting this asshole onstage where he was clearly having the time of his life. Fuck him into eternity.

Damn straight he was.

I can’t believe Robert Redford is in his 80s. Or that the late Paul Newman was only 11 years older than him. Pardon me, I might be about to go down an internet rabbit hole of celebrity ages and contemplation of mortality.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

There’s a woman I went to school with who posted a status update about a year ago that she had finally fulfilled her lifelong dream, one that she had nurtured throughout her childhood in an incredibly poor African country. That dream? To go to a service at Lakewood fucking Church. The top of my head blew clear off

“God’s got this.”

Oh my sweet summer child. Of course he’s going to have a rally. He’s not going there to help, he’s going there to be a big boy and sit in a boat, then host a rally because the ratings will be better if he does it in a disaster zone.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.