Are you trying to smash or do you want an actual relationship? Because I’m not above a hate-fuck. Your results may vary.

Yep, it’s B6-13, at your service. It’s handled.

World’s best military force vs. inbred hicks with guns who think they’re all Jack Bauer but aren’t even Jack Shit.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

He’ll be in Arizona, just in time to pardon Sherriff Joe and say something horrifying about Mexicans.

Just let secret service go, he can hire contractors of brother of Betsy Devos to protect him,

Donny Two Scoops - I’m definitely stealing that for future use. It’s like the most pathetic mafia name ever.

Soooo presidential.

Romney’s seems to be the most emphatic of the statements; most follow a script that avoids using Trump’s name and reiterates a mythos that positions racism and bigotry as the antithesis to American values and history.

Yeah,,,,am with you on this. We shouldn’t get too excited.

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

FTFY

For those of you too young to recognize the impotent dread you’re feeling: Welcome to Cold War Fear Redux. Yes, you’re going to feel this all the time now. No, there’s no refuge.

I have to admit that I couldn’t be able to be married to a Trump supporter. It would blow up immediately. I’m pretty sure a Trump supporter couldn’t be married to me. A conservative, a Republican? Probably yes. A Trumpian? No.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

Swap cat for dog, and we are the same, friend.

Yup, we’re headed straight for Soylent Green-ville.

You know how I want to feel better? Chicken and waffles with a side of caramel gelato with an empty house except for my cat and a bunch of Netflix to watch.

“The wellness thing is big,” he told the Times. “We’re calling it ‘the new luxury.’

That’s exactly what we do but shop at Giant. It’s something everyone used to do. I don’t know why the wheel needed reinventing.