Welp, on to the pyre with all the other Smash Brother’s clones. Plenty of space left for this one and the next that should be along like clockwork in the next 18 months or so.

Yeah, if a former athlete has a podcast where he talks about the goings on of games he was in, and starts to (checks notes) talk about the goings on of games he was in, it’s kinda not a thing.

And I COULD have just jumped past untold numbers of koopa troopers and goombas to save a princess who was clearly in minimum danger at best.

To be fair, pretty much everybody in a zombie apocalypse show/movie has to be dumber than average for the story to actually work.

I mean, of course she isn’t going to talk shit about the game, it just came out and they’re still trying to move copies.

All of what you said will happen, but it’s not a screw up. Their goal is to sell out for lots and lots of money without the possibility of having to refund anything ever, and that’s exactly what they’re gonna do.

Point of order. Lil Nas X shouldn’t be eligible. I don’t have any problems with the guy, but when every Thursday is your Halloween, it’s just not fair to the others who only play once a year lol!

…ok, so there was this thing called the 90’s where she peddled A LOT of diet materials. Like so, so many.

Yeah, these still exist, so Candy Corn can’t possibly be the worst.

“Biden was one of the primary sponsors of the now-infamous Federal Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994”

Yeeeeah, if a guy goes to a doctor and is told “you have an unknown disease, and I don’t know how to treat it.” And the guy then turns around and immediately goes clubbing, that guy is a special kind of sociopath, not the doctor. 

I’m surprised the mod wasn’t named “July 1st.”

Well if MS needed an excuse to not port their newly acquired studio’s games to Sony (after current contracts are up), this would be the perfect one to point to.

Ok, but where’s the poll? You just have the same Pew poll linked twice?

Racist. She was straight up racist to compare Hispanics to tacos.

Well I’ll put it this way, we know Trump had multiple honorary doctorates (because of news they were very publicly rescinded last year), and even that guy didn’t seem to have the ego to throw the title on. I could very much be wrong though.

Because (just like everybody else now) they can easily curate an echo chamber of social media that magnifies their opinions to themselves while simultaneously belittling or satirizing any talkback thereby blunting an impact of any size?

Oh you’re just saying that because he’s almost certain to immediately (checks notes) go back to selling weapons that will help kill hundreds to thousand of black and brown people…but hey, they’re just ignorable numbers to Twitter at large, so who cares?

Oh no argument here, it’s a bullshit statement about 99 out of 100 times, that will likely be (deservedly) relegated to the “thoughts and prayers” bin for reply statements.

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