Well good luck? But EVERY time, EVERY damn time people try to get a third party going you get the sappy, weepy “we can’t support a third party THIS time, this (insert year here) election is too important to risk the other side winning. Now fall in line, vote for our guy, and you can totally vote for who you want to…

I shocked, SHOCKED, that what was meant to devolve into a broadcast knife fight between UNICEF and The Ronald McDonald House was scrapped.

“Does the winner get a blue vest?”

Sony NEVER got the Spider-Man license from Disney. They got it from a practically broke Marvel Comic in the 90’s during a fire sale and Disney absolutely hates that Sony is holding one of their greatest money-making properties hostage.

I mean, he’s not wrong? ESPN would insert LeBron into Golf reporting if they could.

Failing to notice would have been one thing. Bad, sure, but not as bad as willfully burying the facts, which this look waaaaay more like.

I really feel like folks these days don’t understand that a single day boycott is basically a “blip” that serves to make the boycotters feel good about themselves for a couple hours.

You say it’s performative like the NFL has slaves in China picking cotton for their merch, and…oh, oh that’s right.

Because Obama did years back, and I can assure you, Rahm was just as shitty a person then? And Joe is nothing if not trying to be a poor photo copy of a poor photo copy of his former boss.

Whatever point she was trying to make was completely lost as she’s basically just given ammunition to folks who are taking any, and all official statements so that they can claim they are justifiably arguing against masks, vaccines, or mandates.

Follow-up question, will they also call out the fucking aides who were clearly addressed as enablers (accessories) in all of this? I hate the idea that career political helpers will basically just get to either keep on keepin’ on with the next Gov, or just get to be “yes-men” somewhere else.

I’d love it if someone called out the guy to show his “account logged in from a news device” email, complete with the “hacker’s” IP Address. I mean, I can’t see how it would be difficult to do?

If we’re being honest, it kinda worked for Joy. She lied, got investigations started and never admitted her guilt. And what were the consequences? She keeps getting TV shows.

Real talk, we all know the first movie was also a walking advertisement. The difference being that Michael Jordan was both a better actor and Basketball player than LeBron. And that first part is NOT saying much.

“Somehow, the already-too-lengthy Jussie Smollett court narrative is still going...”

…this guy is gonna be a cult leader in like 10 years. Y’all realize this right?