There is no such thing as a special Jeep. I'd buy this just to destroy it and make the world just slightly better off than before.

I imagine that 5 minutes includes you getting a 32 oz. drink and a Snickers.

I’m in agreement with you. EV’s would be more enticing to the general public if they charged faster. I would be okay with adding an extra stop or two to a trip as long as I wasn’t sitting around for too long. I don’t want to stay in one place…

No they didn't pay to play a game they can't play.... Its free to play. You payed for useless online crap that's on you not them 

F is the 6th letter of the alphabet. Michael Jordan won 6 rings. Michael Jordan said he failed over and over again in his life. In college, failure is signified by the letter grade F. COINCIDENCE???!!!111!!1

Yes, yes it is. And the fact that Right Wing propaganda has their followers brainwashed to just knee-jerk against anything their talking heads tell them to has countless blue collar workers railing against unions and worker rights. That’s just insane.

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Philip Rivers would never play a game!

This is pretty standard stuff. Gotta burn through those vacation and sick days before you leave your employer

Antonio Cromartie is listed as questionable with a newborn

I’d hate to give Tom Scocca credit for anything, but Lauren probably learned a new word when this was written on the last day of gawker.com (and five months before she published her article)

From what I’ve heard, it’s much easier to score on Uranus.

BOOM ROASTED

You guys aren’t looking at the big picture. It rains diamonds on Neptune. Diamonds. What a score. If only there were a crew crazy enough to pull it off.

Can we link that video for whenever Drew or someone else here has to answer the perennial “Could an average dude off the street hit a major league fastball?”

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Hopefully Cole’s in red pinstripes next season. Clearly Nola and a bunch of Guys isn’t enough to make the postseason.

I hate to break it to you but to a large portion of the country there’s no discernable difference between Milwaukee and Ohio. You’re in the fly over states and you’re talking about chili on top of spaghetti. You can try and convince me you weren’t in Cincinnati, but it’s not going to work.

Congratulations, you found Skyline appealing; your prize is that you are now condemned to live out your years on Ohio.

“Guns... lots of guns!” Watching him say that line again 20 years later was so amazing.

I thought the eye stabbing would be the gnarliest part but then a ballerina ripped her own toe nail off.