I live in a free country... I can buy pretty much anything I want on wheels that’s not a tank :)

Imagine how much fun it was to cheer and boo at a puppet show when you were a super little kid. Now imagine that you can still get that feeling via a semi improvised action adventure stunt show as you age.

He traveled.

I fancy myself as an amateur birder in that I don’t record birds that I see, but I do like to point them out and note random factoids about them to anyone I am with.

And he dies. So my “only good goose is a dead goose” has been confirmed.

This is Kinja I get out of bed for.

The only good goose sits behind Maverick.

Birds are fearsome predators. I once saw a bird make a dog cry.

The goose is cool and good until eight of them start chasing you because you happened to be on a walk in the section of the park they all decided to congregate and shit on literally every fucking surface. That’s when the goose can get fucked.

Seagulls are flying bags of shit.

As an act of solidarity, I too will not watch porn today, all day, until work is over and I have left the office for good!

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Yes. Give me all of the drama, and let it end in Temecula.

So what? It’s fine. Not everyone likes sandwiches.

Often times in family systems where there is an addict, there is also very frequently an enabler. It doesn’t have to be someone providing the substance that is being abused, but even just downplaying the fact that a serious problem exists is enabling the addict. When an addict enters treatment, many times the enabler…

Not all heroes wear capes.

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

Marchman actively wants both, right? Barf is his favorite breakfast cereal and besides, barfing is basically air conditioning for your esophagus, or something like that.

If anything, this year’s Super Bowl is evidence of how valuable having a quarterback who can catch the ball is.