I wonder if he helped intercept any of Sean Miller’s phone calls?

Top sheet and it has to be perfectly folded over the duvet by like 6 inches while dozing off or I cannot go to sleep.

Ok, I’m a restless sleeper. I turn over a lot. My top sheet is literally never on the floor, or anywhere other than over me when I wake up. If your top sheet ends up on the floor, it’s clearly because you suffer from some kind of night terrors and are thrashing like an insane person in your sleep.

Just a fitted sheet and a comforter and nothing in between, making for a situation that strikes me as gross, uncomfortable and something that should not be seen outside of a freshman dorm.

As a 26 year old who eats a lot of greens and pizza I just want to say Metamucil is a miracle. But I’m gay so my reasons might be um.... different.

I’ve been trimming my pubes since college. I like my ladies to have some sort of landscaping going on downstairs and it would be hypocritical of me to not do the same. I don’t go completely bald down there (looks way better on porn dongs than it does on my own) but tastefully close in parts with some shaving along the…

I firmly believe the Founding Fathers and the 2nd Amendment gives every American the right to own a front-loading single-shot flint lock rifle.

Sounds like it’s time to dust off the “Go fuck yourself” tweet, no?

You’re really going to get on her for not parsing her tweet to meet your exacting pedantic requirements? Go fuck yourself.

I’m gonna go with she didn’t have time to research her facts because she just watched her friends get blown away and her life was just changed forever.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

If you do not know how to stop your vehicle when the throttle is stuck, you either need to stop driving or learn more about your vehicle.

This is all the explanation we need.

Florida, huh?

The parade was so much fun though. It was just an enormous party. I only witnessed one minor fight. Everyone was dancing, smiling, laughing, drinking, smoking, and enjoying the gorgeous day, which was a LOT less cold than it might’ve looked due to all the body heat. Cars parked wherever they could, which often meant…

And people on Twitter are usually so calm and reasonable.

Whaaa? It’s more than a little weird that a competition whose key appeal is the national pride inherent in cheering on athletes precisely because they share your nationality would have a rule saying you can’t have displays of nationalism.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

I feel like this discussion is taking away form the real story of the game: Philly’s rookie kicker, Jake Elliott, from the western suburbs of Chicago, Illinois. So, many questions, like is he a White Sox fan? If so is he excited that Carlos Lee getting a hall of fame vote? He went to the same high school as Jeff…

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots