Mrs. Colabello then went home and promptly hung the homerun on the refridgerator.

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

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Wait, it's NOT a sport? What the hell did THIS happen? Ugh, enough, we get it. Now go watch your fucking TV show on HBO about Dragons.

IF YOU WANNA SEE TWO DUDES GET MARRIED GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!

It's still real to me, dammit.

For real though, it's bullshit that some people want to deny others rights just because of gay. It's so fucking annoying to see someone say "well, it's part of my religion to treat you like a piece of shit" and at the same time "don't treat me like a piece of shit because you don't believe what I believe." I'm…

And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold is a level-headed person who thinks in logical terms.

Vince Russo's ancestry sure goes way back.

Emperor Vinnius Maximus McManus

"Austintine III:XVI says I just whooped your ass!"

Of course this was a couple years before Nicantinous took his famous heel turn as The Iron Visigoth.

My Jupiter, that's Hannibal! He's not supposed to be here!

Come on man. Donious Rex.

Little known fact. The tournament was promoted by Donious Kingimus.

Poor Donovan. It's been years since he was able to complete a drive.

I guess he wasn't aware you can have a tie in a mug shot.

Get well soon, Mike, and for God's sake don't do your rehab at the Bucs training facility.

That's nice and all, but maybe the Sixers should think about giving away Big Macs to those people in their community who are less fortunate and actually need it. Like Allen Iverson.