'187' - God
'gotcha' - Rae Carruth

See, the NFL isn't the only entity responsible for CTE.

"Wait a minute. The pitcher was the target of the attempted murder? Haha, what a world!"

Colbert won.

"Not bad. Not bad at all!"

Whenever I butt check I ensure it's in a dark place with short skirts. The only penalty is tighter pants and endless yearning.