One day in 3rd grade, we were playing tag at recess. While being chased by the “IT” individual, I tripped over one of my shoe laces, falling directly into the corner of an aluminum park bench. Wouldn’t have been too bad, but unfortunately, said bench corner went right into my dick. Being a dumb 8 year old, I was…

It was not.

For all our sake, hopefully Univison hires Joe Carter as part of their legal team.

He’s since retired, but in-his-prime Pat Burrell was close to Gronk level. It seems like everyone in Philly has a story about Pat in a drunken stupor or stealing their girlfriend.

I’m a Bob and you can kindly go fist yourself.

Jeff McLane of the Inquirer reporting the trade is back on.

Dana just shit himself.

“The NFL doesn’t have their Chris Benoit. Yet.”

Thanks asshole, now there’s coffee all over my monitor.

That’s Bob McClure, but your comment still stands.

Not a soccer fan, but that was awesome.

Yesss peppermint rollllll

It's Wrestlemania week. Vince pulls out all the stops. You'll be seeing WWE all over for the next 5 days.

The Eagles are going to be awesome, for like 6 games.

Week 3 - Bradford tears the ACL in his other knee.
Week 4 - The Sanchize throws for 340 + 3TD's, everyone thinks he's awesome again...

You beautiful bastard.

Andy Reid thought it was the right call.

Andy Reid thought it was the right call.

I went to high school with a kid that has my exact name including the Jr.

The comment is bullshit.

Yessss.