+1 insulin shot

It wasn't a trade, both guys were cut.

Welcome to Deadspin, Mr. McCann. Nice to have you.

No, it's a foul.

*slow clap*

Excellent write up Matt, you summed up my feelings perfectly. Even after 18 months, I still grin to myself every time I get in my '11 sedan.

Nobody cares.

I told Jon Heyman to go fist himself.

8 year olds, dude.

I love using the key to my truck. Fucker is perfectly shaped!

I thought I was the only one who did this... You complete me.!

Rumor is it'll do 20 on the highway.

The Ford and Chevy's are pony cars, but the Dodge IS a muscle car.

$2,100 and it's already included in the price.

The sticker price already includes the GGT, but not the $995 destination charge.

Unless she's an alcoholic, like my most recent ex. While she was a blast, I'll never do that again.

Amen brotha.

This was not what I was expecting... :sadtrombone