This is why Americans can’t have nice things. Parenthood here sucks in general because we don’t have maternity leave, we don’t have welfare, we live to work and not work to live. Instead of complaining because the upper class complains, why don’t we try complaining together against politicians and our employers? Also,…

I have a friend who, thanks to Freelee, became a raw till 4 vegan for 3 years. 1- He was anorexic before and just used veganism as a way or being disordered.

I was sexually assaulted but hate the word “survivor”. Two reasons: 1- It almost makes me feel like I did something good because I “survived” and didn’t get killed. The reality is that I didn’t have a choice . 2- I feel like it diminishes in some way other victim’s experiences. I never thought I was going to die…

If I found a guy waiting for me outside of the restroom I would 1) freak out, 2) kick him in the nuts, 3) go to jail. I don’t care who is using a public restroom stall close to the one I’m using. I do care if a guy feels the need to wait for me outside and make sure my genitalia/face/clothing match whatever he thinks…

Much better! Thanks! I’m back to being physically and emotionally healthy now but it’s been a long journey!

When i was 7 my mom’s aunt died. She was mean, really mean. At the funeral everybody was crying and saying how good she was. When they asked me to say something about the aunt I said “She was really mean. I didn’t like her!”. I got banned from funerals for a long time.

I’m recovering from bulimia and Senna used to be my best friend because I’m allergic to it, which meant I not only had great poops from it but I would also puke a lot. It took me 3 years to go back to having normal bowel movements. The people who sell these detox teas should go to a recovery clinic for people with ED…

My mom happens... Not good.

I moved to LA six months ago. It’s been a mindf*ck! A friend the other day ended up in the hospital with kidney failure because she had been curing her UTI with bee pollen and green juice. Antibiotics have side effects, you know. For instance, they make you survive, which is a problem if you’re dumb! Now, she’s going…

I actually met Angie yesterday at a brunch and she is amazing. She gave me great tips for my business.

So two girls were fighting verbally. The police gets called and they find that the best way of deescalating the situation is throwing a girl on the floor face first? How does that make sense?

When I was at Wharton I wrote an essay about the Russel Armstrong suicide and how it was dealt with by the production of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I got an A.

My starbucks name is Kate. A starbucks name is a name you use when people need to call you something but are too lazy to learn your name/ you are too lazy to deal with your name.

People, it’s a simple rule. Every time you feel like having an opinion about uteruses, abortions and such, ask yourself: “Do I have a uterus?”

Our problem is the opposite! The American side is pissed we won’t have american wedding things, like a rehearsal dinner or a shower. The Italian side is pissed it won’t be a giant italian wedding. It’s almost fun at this point to see how people can get pissed about something you’re paying for.

We are only having 40 people. No kids. No cake, but a “cheese” cake because that area is famous for goat and sheep cheese and the groom hates desserts (one of his few flaws). Truffle homemade pasta, lots of charcuterie and focaccia made at the moment in the restaurant’s wood oven.

It’s more that I don’t really care about flowers or know anything about them, so I thought that giving her freedom instead of bothering her with my ignorance would have been better.

Thanks!

I’m getting married in July and I got scolded because:

I got a peri rectal abscess from a little cut from the tag of a pair of jeans (metal tag, worst idea ever). It’s an abscess that it’s really close to your asshole. They cut it open and then leave it open so it drains. So, I had this 5 inches cut oozing pus and stuff right above my asshole. Then my vagina decided to…