Karma got him a terrible case of e. coli that weekend.

My cousin’s boyfriend accused me of not having a miscarriage because I didn’t have a receipt from the hospital that had the word “miscarriage” on it. All of this because that weekend I was supposed to be in Miami with them but I had said miscarriage so they lost the money of the flight. He actually requested to see my…

There was one moment that made me realize how much everybody in Milan was just crazy and had lost any sense of reality. I went to the only center in town that treats eating disorders. I told the therapist that I was bulimic and sometimes I would puke so much I’d pass out. Her answer was “Well, stop doing that!”

Thank you! It’s true, though, you can never win!

HA! The name comes from my favorite fish! Google it!

The thing is that I love Christmas and my family and that’s also the only time I can go back to the motherland. Also, my partner is jewish so he thinks Christmas sucks and wants to spend it at the movies with Chinese food.

Thank you! Yeah, I feel really lucky!

In Milan finding anything above a 6 is impossible. But everywhere else, bigger women are actually more appreciated. When I go in the South, the amazing South, they all ask me if I’m sick because they find me too skinny! I also get lots of free food because of it!

Grew up in Milan, where you see skinny models everywhere. The women in my family are small and pretty. I came out taller and bigger and hungrier. My mom goes to the gym seven days a week twice a day and has been on a diet since 1987, the time I was born at a low weight because she had decided she was too fat and…

Maybe it’s ‘cause I’m Italian and we tend to feel less guilty about things or maybe it’s ‘cause I’m an entitled asshole, but I practice self care as much as I can. Once a month I have my Hammam night with a long bath, a scrub, candles, mani and pedi, all the moisturizers in the world. Then therapy, yoga, movie nights…

I was like you. Then I discovered I had fertility problems. When we’re going to have a baby, we’re both going to be pregnant, because it took us so much time, commitment, love for each other and there was so much pain that we both had to deal with. Our baby will be the result of many exams, way too many injections in…

I almost feel like she’s jealous of women who can have a choice. She didn’t really have it because she was born in that family and now she doesn’t want other women to have agency over their own bodies. It’s this or the fact that she’s a dickhead!

Got a concussion by hitting the wall. The guy asked: “Are you ok?” I moan, mid orgasm/ head pain: “Keep going”. We finish and then he, being a neurosurgeon, proceeds to bring me to the hospital and give me a free CT scan. He’s one of my best friends now!