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You use mozzarella for the melty-ness, and a second cheese for flavor.  

There are though?

Yeah, my uncle works at Nintendo and he says the next Zelda game will be streaming.

This is an absurd insult to the memory of Batman Returns.

That’s the set-up.  The punchline is “imagine if it was sexual!”, and that’s where the homophobia comes from. 

It’s because he supports Trump but knows saying it publicly would be bad for his image.

Grimes is over as hell, sorry.

Democrats coming to the table with “realistic policy proposals” while the republicans come with their demands are why things are shifting to the right.  Stop bargaining with yourself and watering down your demands!

Nothing energizes the base like establishing committees!

God forbid a progressive party suggest ways in which the country can progress.

“It’s stupid calling it bad when what came before it was worse” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

I don’t believe in Pelosi’s mission though, since her mission is center-right garbage.

I never said Pelosi should step aside.  Thanks for the slam on millenials though, jackass.

Interesting how when the establishment talks about party unity, they mean “fall in line with us, and never the other way around.

Only in the US would we need to consult an expert on whether or not a toddler can represent themselves in court.

Throwing shit is just a littering charge? There’s no charge about biological waste?

Chrome on my desktop and Safari on my phone.  The ones on the front page are worse, but opening a new tab in the background and having it start talking isn’t uncommon around here.

i really wish gmg would stop it with auto-playing videos.

How do you store a fifty pound bag of flour?

I still don’t know what the hell CinemaScore is.