In my experience, the only people who insist on splitting the tab evenly instead of by item are those who indulge and then get subsidized by everyone else’s cheaper orders.

From this thread, it’s pretty clear that you’re the leech not your friends.

There’s a lot of doofuses out there who call themselves centrists and don’t have political beliefs beyond “whatever is between the Democrats and the Republicans”

Is that not exactly what “symbolic” means?

This article should just be called “Here’s some trumpet-y bullshit.”

Hey, maybe telling voters you need that they need to “get their brains on straight” isn’t great voter outreach.

Just leave your number as the tip amount. That’ll get noticed.

Join the club.

He’s not John McClane, even SWAT teams hold off until they can get backup.  Rushing into an active situation like that would only get him killed.

Nothing I love more than discussing my sex life in detail with my children.

This isn’t high school debate club, I’m not gonna present a formed case into why you’re the worst.  Figure it out.

I typically tip 20-30%, but every once in a while if I’m in a good mood I’ll leave 100% and try to leave before they come to pick it up.

Shut up, idiot.

“Now back to our regular bubblegum coverage of football, and which snacks to make for The Big Game!”

See ya never, shithead.

It gets easier once the sheer volume of moons starts to get obvious.  I stalled out at around 600.  The idea of collecting 200 more just started to feel like a chore.

It’s “purist” to be against sexual abuse?

What the hell are you talking about

First the hurricane, now this?

“Party Unity” means nothing but “fall in line”. Fuck party unity.