bloatedturd
Tex Calhoon
bloatedturd

I could 2 shits about either team but I’ve never been so pissed off watching a team get royally fucked over by the refs.

As a life long bills fan, I thought I had seen us screwed in every manner possible. That was dog shit.

UB’s full name is the State University of New York at Buffalo. Real pompous douche baggery all around.

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

How many dead hookers has Tony Wylie buried for Snyder? It has to be 10+ for him to still have a job.

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

Fuck, I’m going to have to vote for Trump now, don’t I? It’s not that I hate the Yankees (because I do). It’s the sports bigamy that’s the problem. You can only cheer for one team per sport. None of this “but I got to have to cheer for a team in a different conference” or “it’s another team but it’s the same city”

In related news, Gary Johnson was caught pinching a loaf behind an Albuquerque convenience store.

Dave Matthews Band usually waits until they’re onstage to shower crowds in unfathomable amounts of shit.

I’ve read and heard enough from her to develop my own opionion. If you love her that’s cool you have my blessing. It’s not like she has been in the public spotlight for a quarter century.

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This election year is already full of shit. At least they didn’t dump it on a boat full of people, like the Dave Matthews Band tour bus.

if by suck you mean “be awesome” sure.

The best part is the still showing the young lady trying to hold her shirt down, you know, to preserve her dignity.

That’s not a beer belly you simpleton.

If that’s a beer belly I’ve got a fucking double wide keg on the front of me. And I’m only 6' 200 lbs

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Your comment, LP, is the NFL in a nutshell.

If the Dolphins had tried this tribute Goodell would’ve fined each player $25,000