So you didn’t win?

Alex stopped giving shots a decade ago

...This has been Wednesday evening’s edition of the very long-running series, Kaepernick Fans and their Strawmen.

And you think that being a whiney millennial hipster makes you relevant.

She was talking about Timmy Fucking Chandler. In this specific case I agree.

Admittedly I’m not much of a soccer guy but the use of foreign born players on National Teams always struck me as odd too and all I can see from the linked article is that the justification that makes her opinion so stupid is “But it’s always been this way”.

Just let me ask you, have you ever been in a fight with an individual who had a blade of any kind, and you had nothing?

So sorry they you’re so scared that you think you can kill when your own death is unlikely.

Yup. No one’s ever been killed by a silly ol’ box cutter. Which apparently aren’t knives now. Good stuff!

Easy for you to Monday Morning QB it, at the time all you know is that you are being attacked with a weapon in your own yard. You don’t know it won’t be life-threatening.

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

No. He needs three days to heal.

She says “you know” 38 fucking times. The art of speech is truly dead.

Because it’s still kind of a shitty thing to do when so many people are still hurting from the most recent time they fucked over the country.

“This is why you can’t have a woman in charge of important decisions”

Unfortunately, no camera angle clearly showed the fate of the ball.

Once again you missed the best one:

My favorite was you don’t have to be lonely at internsonly.com.

You know, I wanted to make the same point, and didn’t know how to say it in a way that wouldn’t invite the wrath of anti-war-at-all types.

Not arguing with his stance, but just want to make sure i’m clear on this: