Preach it. I’ve come looking for Ashley daily since the election, knowing that the fresh hell we’re going into will at least have some snark served with it.

It needs to be said that Jews overwhelmingly voted against Trump. Like 74%-76% depending on which poll you look at.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

So is his formal title White Chief White House Strategist, or Chief White White House Strategist?

2000 was my very first political election as a voting adult. I remember feeling such horror. I wish I could tell 18 year old me to hush, that just 16 years in the future it would be 100x worse and I should just enjoy the insanity for the moment in time that it is.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

All this time, I thought BAD!, SAD! and LOSER! were the NOT! of 2016.

What I find disturbing is how many people compared obvious click bait and opinion pieces to the institution of “Journalism”.

“Dropping dope and screwing around”

i havent noticed that at all....PSYCH!

Someone was “friend zoned” despite being a “nice guy.”

Certainly you mean “dissorder”. Also, mental dissorders are treated with “chemo”, and Trump is the chemo. So I guess just watch some YouTubes of The Apprentice?

“At least he was in a men’s locker room.” That about sums it up.

I just really appreciate this website and its writers. Everything from outstanding news coverage to Joanna wearing a tail is slowly leading to my getting fired for reading this at work and since my job sucks I’m cool with it.

i liked the ones who criticize your writing, yet cannot spell, but i loved the ones who think trump will be president in 2016.

To celebrate the final day of this historically disturbing election season...

“You are proof that cousins shouldn’t bread” sounds like a BirdsRightsActivist quote.

Maybe it’s time for a mass strike like the one they had in Iceland in 1975.

... I really hope this doesn’t turn into a ‘Post Your Favorite Shocking Blackface pics!’ free-for-all because really, this story is dispiriting and dehumanizing enough without having this shit pop up, too.