Read the story of the boy who cried wolf and you learn a chapter of parenting in a nutshell. “My stomach hurts, my head hurts, my foot hurts, the cat scratched me, etc” are all things that kids will use and stalling tactics to get out of going to bed or doing their chores. My kids went through a phase where every…

I imagine the NFL would make several metric fuck-tons of money promoting Lebron, selling merchandise, and selling ad space. Then they would give Lebron a few of the metric fuck-tons of money they just made, head up to their ivory towers and pat themselves on the dicks for what a good job they did making money.

I think you owe us at least that.

Yet here we all are...not looking at your photographic proof.

I wonder when he will meet with the Rock.

I think our world would be so much better off if twitter just disappeared.

I think you’d get the same shot if you played the Game of Thrones music instead.

Fuck you! Take your star god damn it!

My mom saved my life too! When I was 5-6 I was eating a Rolo Chocolate and it slipped back and I started choking. I will always remember that immediate panic of not being able to able to breathe. My mom tried everything to no avail. Slapping the back, stomach thrusts, and bending over all didn’t work. Finally she…

Yes...

The next bout between Shinsuke and AJ will be a jockstrap on a pole match. GUARANTEED!!

Couldn’t agree more. He would have some incredible matches with Styles, Bryan, and Reigns. Not only that but with the latest crop of “big men” like Cass and Strowman, I would love to see Mysterio work either of those two.

I’m still rocking my Note edge and I have no plans to upgrade any time soon.

Is he talking about the WWE talent or the talent currently in Saudi Arabia?!

They had a deal pretty much all set up to start selling “Stone Cold Beer” back in the early 00s but then Austin walked out of the WWE over health and creative issues and the deal was scrapped.

YES!!

um...I have nerve damage in my hand that causes my pinky finger to always be extended unless I’m REALLY thinking hard about curling it into my hand (I wish I was joking). Does this make me more or less classy than a royal?

As a Leafs fan, I consider just making it to the playoffs my Stanley Cup.

Special events only I would imagine. They’ll use him only as a special attraction.

Rusev lucked out a bit I think. There wasn’t a whole lot to cheer about on SD for quite a while and he found a funny gimmick that stuck.