Well her story was making sense up until she claimed Kane actually overpowered somebody

more like alldone smith amirite

How is LOLNiners not a Deadspin category yet?

There are just so many things wrong with your argument. There are absolutely false accusations (Ask brian banks).

people honestly act this crazy ALL THE TIME at the apple store.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

draught drought.

I don’t think a $43,000 car with 230 hp would qualify well in either of those fields though. You want a wee bit more than that for your 43k if you’re shopping for a sports car, no?

I think Audi has been going for a ‘baby R8’ kind of vibe with the last two generations, but the waist line on it is just too damn high to achieve that affect.

Than the last TT, oh yeah, by a wide margin. But better than the Golf R? I don’t know man... Unless hatchbacks just aren’t your thing, I don’t see it. The TT has always been kinda stubby.

Man the TT is a tiny car it’s weird to think we’re happy with a sub 2900lb weight.

The Soft Parade is arguably the worst Doors album made while Morrison was still alive. But I still can't believe you ranked a Creed bootleg above it.

Why in the world would you willingly live somewhere like that?

Pshaw. Next you’re going to tell me to “try broccoli” before telling my mom i dont like it. Obviously I dont like it. It’s green and smells funny.

If you care about fun and you dont care about going fast, the lack of power steering makes sense and I agree with the choice.

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

Yumm, Kit-Kat....

I was doing a “simple” brake pad exchange. My girlfriend needed my help at an event that night. I thought I had time. She’s no longer my girlfriend.