This is Jezebel - white male Americans are responsible for this (and all evils in the world) somehow.

“Guys, guys...c’mon, you’re rushing to judgment. Iowa is great! It’s beautiful! And our best bar is named Poopy’s!

....guys? Where are you going? .....guys?”

And yet, I both a) eat shitloads of (raw) broccoli and don’t tire of it, and b) am a third-pedal guy and don’t “tire” of shifting / rev matching / etc.


I do like pizza though.


It has to have cheese.

I’m sure there are plenty of people that agree with you that “shifting your own gears gets old pretty quick”. There’s plenty of people that develop this attitude over time as well.

You are aware that there’s plenty of people that don’t get sick of certain things, where plenty of people will, right?

Oooh, look, an edgy post projecting one specific viewpoint of one person as objective societal truth.

Hey, I’m happy for you. I hope your car never breaks!


To be clear, I hope it brakes, but never breaks.

ie, Jake needs some help with the timing belt(s?) on his S4... XD

Hey guys:


It was a joke.

I’ve looked at 4x4 trucks when I’ve been on beater searches before and I can tell you: There is no such thing as a cheap used pickup truck.

There he goes — one of God’s own prototypes — a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.

Oooh, extra credit there re: Pacioretty.

Heh...the last time I “just swapped out brake pads”, I busted a caliper slide pin off. No relevant cars at the junkyard, nobody that has just a caliper bracket in town. This was on a Thursday. I think I got the caliper bracket on the following Monday.

“$2500 for an Outback wagon that’s otherwise in good shape? I mean, I DIY, right? I can do this in my garage with the block in the car. What could go wrong? It’s so much cheaper than an Accord, and AWD would be nice. Wagon utility. Right? Guys? ....guys?”

Dude. I’m pretty sure anywhere / everywhere on Kinja, the only viewpoint that’s allowed towards Amy Schumer is god-like worship.

The last one makes me happy that any time I was looking for a beater and a 2.5 Subaru came up looking relatively cheap but having the seller obviously dancing around the issue of needing a head gasket replacement, that they always got snatched up too quickly before I could get to one.

Chili-Cheese Fritos are one of those few things, no disrespect to quad peanut, that are truly life-changing.

I would think the ND will depreciate a lot more like normal cars as well.

I haven’t had my ear to the ground on S2000-people chatter for a while, but from what I can surmise from the past (including the reaction of S2000 owners to the Toyobaru):
- practically everyone seriously considering an S2000 or already driving an…

On the bright side, unless you drive it into a wall, or drive it 30k miles a year, you’ll likely be able to sell an S2000 for at least what you paid for it.

The one and only time I was driving and my co-pilot started getting frisky with me mid-trip (caught in heavy people-leaving-a-big-4th-of-July-free-concert-thing at night in a heavily-tinted vehicle), within 10 seconds, there was a loud pressure-release-type noise that immediately shook us out of the activities at hand.

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In completely unrelated news, Tiger Woods has now started DMing whoever this is.