I can tell you with complete certainty that I’m not going to get run over at a “street drift event”.

Raining on face is not literally a term that means crying. Raining on face would literally be a term for droplets of water formed in clouds above our heads falling and hitting your face. Like, literally.

They took over some production - namely those mass-produced staple beers. The speculation from the craft beer geeks that were decrying the quality blips was that InBev was applying similar cost-cutting efficiency measures as they had to, say, the Bud Diesel recipe (as touched upon by Will). I guess I wouldn’t be…

I’m not sure what that has to do with the quality of a couple of their staple beers potentially changing.

And I don’t quite know the specifics of it, but luckily it seems that InBev didn’t take 100% of Goose operation in-house, as they are still allowed to tinker plenty / have plenty of zany / new / big variety options…

I’ve heard plenty of outcry at how Goose IPA and Honkers had “gotten worse” since InBev. Craft beer snobs or actual difference? You be the judge. (Personally I never thought Honkers was great and can’t tell anything, and while I once liked Goose IPA as a staple, simple IPA and now don’t seem to enjoy it quite as much,…

Let’s not go on questioning what Leafs fans deserve.

That’s actually a rather tidy snipe.

The lady has a 2012 or whatever year it was that started this whole mess / the one that got universally panned such that Honda had to rush a “mid-model revision” faster than they ever have. While I don’t think it’s a terrible car or that it deserved QUITE the negative reviews:

- I share your disdain for the interior…

As a Hawks fan, this soothes the hurt from yesterday’s saad news.

5th Avenue = dark horse

Especially king-sized. It transforms into an unbeatable entity king-sized.

I’ll allow some consideration for Nutrageous re: honorable mention.

God, coke would be terrible with anything under a 14.4 modem. You’d be distracted and off doing something else before the screen finished painting.

That reminds me of another piece of my 3 months - it was right when The Titanic was coming out. And we were ORDERED to sell that movie...and if you remember back in the VHS days, obviously Blockbuster got movies before you could buy them at a store. But you could also BUY them...and in this “zero day” period, they…

As Batman, I should hope so.

I worked at Blockbuster for 3 months in the 90s. Within 3 months the following things happened:

- we peed in the douchey store manager’s coffee grounds
- I erased probably 95% of late fees that came up for any customer to avoid the inevitable bitching
- we had a “special needs person” call up the store multiple times per…

Because that’s what teams in the West (or really anywhere, but it will take teams in the East a little bit to get out of their delusions and try to follow Tampa) need to be doing - getting more “grit”.

Interestingly enough, all of their girls are named Eileen.

I just don’t get what it’s supposed to taste like. It tastes more like “purple” than any sort of grapes I’ve ever eaten. It is now just “purple” to me. (I do like it).

I’ll need a How To Fuck Yourself article pls.