What would be MORE effective is if you wrote a “How to be a good dog” article such that the dogs of the world could easily read and learn.

I refused to do the Chocobo breeding, so I was a bit short-handed against Emerald. I think I only got Mime after Emerald (and a few other things), then I went and beat Ruby, and then I think I was able to get Mime and KOTR and a few other spoils. About all I remember is the finally-successful Emerald battle took right…

Getting that car (in the original RR) marked one of two of my legendary Playstation gaming moments as a teenager, the other being beating Emerald Weapon in Final Fantasy 7 without the KOTR summon.

I forget how many times you had to “guess” as to where the black car would pass you and have it hit your rear bumper to…

Still go back and play through Burnout Revenge every once in a while.

Now see how long it takes to win the Black Car.

Everything is a conspiracy to Detroit fans.

This is officially the longest comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja.

I clean my toilets every 2-3 years. It usually takes varying degrees of grit sandpaper and / or dremel attachments. I think I’m still winning the overall battle.

Orange? The fun is when you get past orange and into the darker colors.

Sports Science motto: Give us your injured, your suspended, your benched.

I wonder how many people have responded to this that I used to “know” back on the org 13 years ago.

My 95 SE 5-speed was probably my least-liked car. Yes, it was light, and the relatively torquey VQ was smooth, but in SE trim it was still floaty, the steering was numb, it rode better than it handled, and the shifter…

And then it went to its corner to feel shame.

I’ll be at Fast Fridays at Mid America Motorplex a few times this year!

Confucius say, the good saves are the ones people rarely notice

Jokes? I thought the relation between “the Sedin twins and Sidney Crosby cry more than the average hockey player” and “women cry more than the average person” was factual. Hell, I’ve studied epistemology and doubt the “truth” of almost everything, but this might be p=p levels of solid.

THE REVENGE OF JAMES MAY

Ha - about 90 minutes ago I was looking into replacing sway bars and end links and actually thought out loud in my head: “Tavarish should have a column on this”

I was going to mention EOS. Chirp your tires? That’s an EOS. Rev your engine? That’s an EOS. Very subjective.

It still sounds funny and / or fake, and is definitely a term you’d only expect to see on a German (or rather translated-from-German) auto product.

If you give that to Orlove as a directive, the next headline will be: