Ha - about 90 minutes ago I was looking into replacing sway bars and end links and actually thought out loud in my head: “Tavarish should have a column on this”

I was going to mention EOS. Chirp your tires? That’s an EOS. Rev your engine? That’s an EOS. Very subjective.

It still sounds funny and / or fake, and is definitely a term you’d only expect to see on a German (or rather translated-from-German) auto product.

If you give that to Orlove as a directive, the next headline will be:

“Son, when you’re ready to buy that 911 Turbo with my money to impress your firm, don’t go to Dealership X.”

Lawl @ “megatronic unit”

I NEED MORE RUMORS ABOUT THIS 2016 JOWETT JUPITER R5.


The only changes I ever wanted were the deletion of the phrases / words “shooting brake” and “hoon / hoonigan / hooniverse / hoonomgitssuchacoolcarword”.

He always reminded me of “your buddy’s dad” - you know the one. The one that spends more time assembling a garage and storage shelves and sorting nuts and bolts and various parts into their “right” place than actually working on cars. And when they do work on cars, you’re kind of scared at how they’re doing it. “This…

I used to type out moves lists for fighting games on our Brother word processor, and then take stacks of stapled sheets to the arcades. I was pretty cool.

I’m with you! And I’m not much of a blast at parties either.

This kid is going to be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

Usually when people preface something with “true story, though”, it’s because they’re telling a story that is out of the ordinary and not readily believable.

It was good.

(The post - obviously not the chicken finger)

I guess I was thinking in terms of legal implications of "All of the sudden your now-ex- best friend is left with suing you for millions of dollars as their only recourse, and you're responsible for all of the millions of dollars (minus maybe $3000 if you happen to have that coverage on your insurance policy).

Steve, this reminds me of something else. Have you done any pieces about liability for passengers in your own car? After I had someone have whiplash from an accident in my car that "technically" was deemed my fault (I was turning...she [16-year-old] was barreling down a 35mph road at about 55mph in a car that had no…

I'd always been super-particular about my cars but had finally gotten my first beater a few years back - a salvage-titled 98 Civic DX . My buddy knew I was super-particular but we ran into a snag and I thought "It's a beater. I should learn to care less. Go ahead and borrow it." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, c'mon! …

Hmmmm....a guy with a very French-Canadien name that spent a huge chunk of his playing career with the Montreal Canadiens is electing to not suspend a Montreal Canadien player...

“and compared to other sports, the MLB playoffs are conducted at lightning speed. God forbid any other sport stage two games of a playoff series on consecutive evenings.”

I mean...it’s because they’re not doing anything. This isn’t a sport. The MLB playoffs (and season for that matter) could be one continuous entity…

I'm.....I'm sorry. It's just....I got a few emails down and was reading it in the normal "Drew" tone in my head, but then I pictured that doofus in the thumbs_up_dance.gif and it ruined it for me. You're no longer righteously angry / disagreeable in my head.

If anyone needs Philip Rivers, it has become obvious that all they have to do is wait one year. Should drive his trade value down.